A Fifer with an massive penis.
by hairystu December 14, 2008

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus and smearing a residue of her poo across her eyebrows forming a Noel Gallagher like monobrow.
also see dirty elvis, dirty beppe
also see dirty elvis, dirty beppe
by hairystu January 20, 2007
