1 definition by hairymaneatingchips

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A fat man who cannot run further than 10 metres without crying, who eats 15 x 21 profiteroles each day, who sweats out of his own anus then uses the liquid in his tea, who sometimes likes to feed on his own nipples secretion and when the weather gets really hot goes to waterpark and kids use him as a ride.
Guy:What the fuck is that lump of shit doing on my lawn?
Bourke:sorry mate, just went for a roll and couldnt be fucked to go any further.
Guy:oh sorry man didnt know that was you
by hairymaneatingchips November 14, 2011
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