1 definition by hainzthebee

A sweet person, usually smol, who is caring, kind, nice and who has a great sense of humor (especially if you like Satan related jokes). Cae is the type of person who everyone wants to be friends with but unfortunately, has a hard time socializing. They are really cute when they smile, it complements their smolness and they look A-DO-RABLE. Do not be fooled, though, as they'll bite you if you hurt them (and most definitely call you a “hoe”). If you ever befriend Cae, prepare yourself to receive a lot of memes, and the weirdest ones.

To make Cae soft, you should send a cute picture of Seo YeongHo a.k.a Johnny from NCT (an amazing boygroup btw you should stan), and you can call him Johnbear (cringey, I know), Jyani, Johnsus or Johnny Semo, king of the emos. If you're friends with Cae, you should love them and care for them (a really easy task actually, just don't give them too much candy or they'll run everywhere while dancing). You can feed them chicken (any type) and ice cream, they'll absolutely love it. If they're uncontrollable, just play a video of Johnny talking (because lisp=soft Cae).
“Hey! Do you know why are there candy wrappers everywhere?”
“No..? By the way, where is Cae?”
*hears Russian Roulette by Red Velvelt playing in the distance*
“Oh no...”
by hainzthebee April 3, 2018
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