7 definitions by hadoukentotheface
(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020
A sensory underload happens when you lack so much stimuli that it starts to compromise your tastes in entertainment and it also makes you define words for Urban Dictionary.
by hadoukentotheface May 26, 2020
FIHN stands for "feigned interest head nodding", basically this is something one performs while stuck in a unwanted one-way conversation with an unbearable bullshitter, more often than not they are older people.
You start doing FIHN's as your drunk Uncle Dan once again ropes you into enduring a different iteration of how he lost his hand, last time it was a great white shark, this time it was a bloody knife duel with a Gurkha in the jungles of Nepalis when in fact it was nothing more than an untreated infection.
by hadoukentotheface June 1, 2020
Gary cries into a bucket of fried chicken while watching "Animal Planet", he seems like a real wearywort.
by hadoukentotheface May 26, 2020
When a person falsely believes that they've been slighted by something written or said by another person, when in fact it was actually something taken out of context.
Let's say you have a friend named Tom who happens to have an identical twin who's also named Tom but the difference being that this one is an unlikable hideous slob and one day your friend eavesdrops on you disrespecting his unkempt bro and he gets angry because he thinks you're talking about him, hence you have a disunderstanding on your hands.
by hadoukentotheface May 18, 2020
"Grandpa loved Trickle -Down Economics even though he didn't fully understand it and he thought that Ronald Reagan was better than Jesus, Grandpa was a greediot".
by hadoukentotheface April 6, 2020
A workshiper is a person who exhibits a puritanical veneration of labor. They see work as a religious calling, a privileged place within their community and a reason for their very existence, basically a means without an end. To them the concepts of idleness and hedonism are treated with a mixture of contempt and incomprehension. Mental illness is seen as a weakness or is disregarded altogether.
To a workshiper there's no such thing as "off the clock". They are what they do twenty-four seven, three sixty five.
by hadoukentotheface July 28, 2020