hackaxle's definitions

golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

by hackaxle April 4, 2004

suburban swervin

To be all over the road

Driving really drunk, using both lanes thats suburban swervin

by hackaxle March 25, 2006

gladiator

Ruthless savage attacking all females. Takes all challenges regardless of size or age. Has no shame and finds his task glorious.

When the gladiator walks into the arena (party or bar full of females) he is on the prowl.
Dude did you see that land beast John nailed last night? Yeah what a gladiator!

by hackaxle April 30, 2008

smishsmash

Universal term to promote something fun or to make humorous.

Want to play volleyball? Smishsmash!
I'm going to nail that chick. Smishsmash!
That sexy chick is a smishsmash!
Man I just failed that test. Smishsmash!
Man I railed that fatty! Smishsmash!
Man we smoked a fatty. Smishsmash!

by hackaxle April 30, 2008

billboard

Large sign of notice, usually a sales pitch.

God Saves.

by hackaxle July 10, 2003

sniffer row

Front row at a stripper bar.

We always goto the sniffer row at the bar, it's the best.

by hackaxle November 1, 2003