h.t.j's definitions

homortified

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.

Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

yo gee

Originally from internationally renowned homosexual "Gareth Sutton"'s popular expression "Yo Dee". It was used in the albeit derogatory context of attracting the attention of passing australians; but now, a bastardization has emerged in the form of "Yo Gee".

Guy: YO GEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee: MOOVVEEEMEEENNTT!! AAARGRGHH!! YO DEE!

by H.T.J April 4, 2005

mum

a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.

British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!

by H.T.J March 3, 2005

lesbatarian

One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!

by H.T.J November 19, 2004

squit

From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.

Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.

by H.T.J March 28, 2005