h.t.j's definitions

Cheese it

-to hastily depart
-from the verb "to cheese" upon something

Harry Jenkins: IT'S THE FILTH! FUCKING CHEESE IT!

by H.T.J September 30, 2004

gridlove

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.

Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

sitrep

Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.

Office: Private, what's your sitrep?
Private: I've been shot in the privates!

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

lesbatarian

One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!

by H.T.J November 19, 2004

squit

From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.

Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.

by H.T.J March 28, 2005