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13 definitions by h.t.j

 
1.
mum
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
 
2.
Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.
Office: Private, what's your sitrep?
Private: I've been shot in the privates!
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
 
3.
-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.
I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
 
4.
-to hastily depart
-from the verb "to cheese" upon something
Harry Jenkins: IT'S THE FILTH! FUCKING CHEESE IT!
by H.T.J September 30, 2004
 
5.
From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.
Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
 
6.
Used when a transexual woman opts to have the surgery and become a fully-fledge ifemminate man-beast. Pronounced (add-a-dick-to-me, for the fools who didn't get it right away)
Guy: Sam, what's wrong?
Sam: Well, i'm just getting over a sisterectumy and they rescheduled my addadictomy for tomorrow.
Guy: aaww, what a flaccid penis.
by H.T.J April 11, 2005
 
7.
From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.
Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005