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"You gonna make your dick sick?"
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Dick Sick mug.When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Depraviar mug.A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.
"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"
"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
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"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
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by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Funky Trap mug.When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Kurt Cobrained mug."I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
Get the Drunk Reset mug.Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Ket Cramps mug.A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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