h.s. willsy's definitions

One Eyed Bandit

A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST

"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."

"We could just play one eyed bandit?"

"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"

"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Miami Beached

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.

"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Water Broading

Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.

"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"

"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."

"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."

"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Robert Downey Juniored

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored

"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Hebitch

A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.

Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale

"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."

"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."

"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."

"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."

*ROLLS EYES*

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Stravaig

Old Scottish, Northern English and Irish word.

Means to wander about aimlessly

"Yish, looking at that stravaiging bag head over there."

"How about I stravaig over there and rub my open wound on you?"

"Easy stravaiger, there's no need to get shirty, I was just making a comment on the aimlessness your existence."

"Tis true I suppose. Any chance of some money?"

"You give oral sex?"

"Certainly sir."

"Buzzing cha, buzzing."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Depraviar

When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar

A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)

"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"

"Fuck that!"

"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011