h.s. willsy's definitions
A form of preversion.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Razorblade Romancemug. A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Hebitchmug. Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.
"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Water Broadingmug. A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Prevertmug. "Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"
"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."
"Dragon-witch?"
"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."
"Dragon-witch?"
"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
Get the Sand Crabbingmug. Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Ket Crampsmug. The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committeemug.