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A form of preversion.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
"Come here sheepy. AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
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"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
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by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"So you're anti-fetus rather than pro-choice but we all agree that women have the right to choose right?"
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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"Those fettlers are dying out."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"So what preversions do we know of Inspector?"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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