gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 20, 2005
Get the warmug. its like ninja magic, cept without the wands...and the cauldron.......and frog eyes and stuff.
well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:
taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)
well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:
taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
Get the ninjutsumug. a crptid that looks like a horse, a dragon, and another thing. it was said to be the offsring of Mrs. Leeds, who had 13 kids and said "let this be a devil!" and then when it was born, it was a devil and went up the chimeny and fly off. some say that it just left, and some other ssay that it killed everyone in the house. it is known for pokin its head up in ppls windows, havin red eyes, and have scary high pitched screams. even though sightings have started in the late 19th century and early 20th, it is said to still haunt the woods of new jersey.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005
Get the jersey devilmug. A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.
The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006
Get the Parents Television Councilmug. a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005
Get the distract and snatchmug. a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005
Get the dress codemug. the best god damn fucking american animation ever! it is the longest running american sitcom and the longest running american animation program to date. it was created by cartoonist Matt Groening and is a spinoff of the 1980s program from The Tracey Ullman Show. the show circulates around the simpson family- homer, marge, bart, lisa, and maggie- and their "typical" life. there is a hoard of post Cold War popculture and everyone is a protrayed after a stereotypical figure. the simpson's is now on their 17th (or 18th) season.
the simpsons is pure genius because unlike many shows on FOX like Family Guy, the simpsons doesnt need to pile a load of crude humor and sexual jokes just to be funny.
the simpsons is pure genius because unlike many shows on FOX like Family Guy, the simpsons doesnt need to pile a load of crude humor and sexual jokes just to be funny.
the simpsons is almost 18 years old. matt groening based many aspects of the show off of his own family and childhood in portland, oregon. almost every character is a stereotypical figure. e.g.:
homer- lazy dad with a low level job
marge- typical suburban housewife of the 1950s
mr. burns- evil rich bossman
chief wiggum- over weight lazy police officer
ralph wiggum- school wierdo
nelson muntz and his crew- schoolyard bullies who beat you up for your lunch money
martin prince- teacher's pet and geek
edna krabappel- downtrodded school teacher
seymour skinner- educational bureacrat
fat tony- mob boss
dr nick- shady quack
apu- southeast/middle east asian shop keeper
helen lovejoy- town gossip
cletus- southern white trash (in this case, the "slack jawed yokel")
ned flanders- wierdo neighbor who has a perfect life and is also a devouted christian
the rest of the characters are self explainatory. these are the most obvious
still, the simpsons is the greatest tv show on the planet and when it ends, i shall throw myself upon a sword and DIE!!!!
homer- lazy dad with a low level job
marge- typical suburban housewife of the 1950s
mr. burns- evil rich bossman
chief wiggum- over weight lazy police officer
ralph wiggum- school wierdo
nelson muntz and his crew- schoolyard bullies who beat you up for your lunch money
martin prince- teacher's pet and geek
edna krabappel- downtrodded school teacher
seymour skinner- educational bureacrat
fat tony- mob boss
dr nick- shady quack
apu- southeast/middle east asian shop keeper
helen lovejoy- town gossip
cletus- southern white trash (in this case, the "slack jawed yokel")
ned flanders- wierdo neighbor who has a perfect life and is also a devouted christian
the rest of the characters are self explainatory. these are the most obvious
still, the simpsons is the greatest tv show on the planet and when it ends, i shall throw myself upon a sword and DIE!!!!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
Get the the simpsonsmug.