100 definitions by gunslingergirlvy_c_e

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.
Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 12, 2008

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a crptid that looks like a horse, a dragon, and another thing. it was said to be the offsring of Mrs. Leeds, who had 13 kids and said "let this be a devil!" and then when it was born, it was a devil and went up the chimeny and fly off. some say that it just left, and some other ssay that it killed everyone in the house. it is known for pokin its head up in ppls windows, havin red eyes, and have scary high pitched screams. even though sightings have started in the late 19th century and early 20th, it is said to still haunt the woods of new jersey.
the jersey devil is scary, but the mothman and chupacabra are still scarier in my opinion.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 24, 2005

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its a condition when one cannot speak or make noise
the next time someone calls u dumb, motion the signal, "up yours"
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 22, 2005

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the name of the guy who is screwing you over
I hate fate. it aint fair.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 27, 2005

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A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.
Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 21, 2007

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to put to sleep or put out of your misery
due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 30, 2005

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ehhhhhhh its like heaven AND hell. like heaven, u live there with eternal life and ur not punished....well, if u were GOOD in life before the coming of christ. like hell, it is a part of hell and u cant get upgraded to heaven (before christ neway) cuz its for ppl who never experienced christianity (like aborted babies and babies who died before babtism). many protestants label Catholics as being ppl who damn nethin and neone to an eternity in hell if they do not live to christian expectations, but the Catholics believe that God will show mercy on babies and other unbabtized children by sending them to limbo.

basically, it doesnt have the beautification like heaven, but it has the eternal bliss part.
ive lived a mixed life, so chances are, ill be im limbo.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 23, 2006

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