guido1's definitions

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

by Guido1 January 27, 2012

humobot

A specific human form of a robot that functions and moves like a human being and is also capable of full sensory robotic telepresence.

The next American that walks on the Moon or any other space body, is likely to be a humobot.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

not being rude, but;

A way to get a point across to someone who you already know has a strong opinion and is likely not even going to listen to what you have to say about a subject matter.

Not being rude, but; I think you should really learn to talk less and listen more.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

Lush Lamebrain

A parody on the radio personality, Rush Limbaugh. Often used in reference to a clone of the same. A very negative assault on ultra-right wing views, as represented by infantile narcissism, indulgence, self-centered shallowness, and lack of meaningful dialog.

Dude, did you hear the new shock jock? Wow, he is a real Lush Lamebrain clone, what a moron.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

friends with privileges

An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.

First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?

Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

institutionalized corruption

Corporations that fudged numbers, rating agencies that reversed engineered credit ratings, and S. E. C. members watching porn all day (with quarter million salaries); that conspired to rip-off IRAs and the retirement savings of an entire generation (sheep) and redistributed it with the help of young/fast cyber scammers--and got away with the GNP for the next ten generations, funny, huh; oh well, just print more worthless dollars.

Institutionalized corruption pays better than the mafia, and much better than the drug cartels.

by Guido1 April 24, 2010