guido1's definitions

assfixia

Hemorrhoid operation.

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.

by Guido1 September 26, 2011

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.

I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.

by Guido1 May 15, 2009

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.

Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

twinkleberry

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.

Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.

by Guido1 March 1, 2008

Lush Lamebrain

A parody on the radio personality, Rush Limbaugh. Often used in reference to a clone of the same. A very negative assault on ultra-right wing views, as represented by infantile narcissism, indulgence, self-centered shallowness, and lack of meaningful dialog.

Dude, did you hear the new shock jock? Wow, he is a real Lush Lamebrain clone, what a moron.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008