guido1's definitions
In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.
by Guido1 March 14, 2008

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.
by Guido1 December 4, 2009

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
by Guido1 April 1, 2009

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.
by Guido1 February 11, 2009

A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,
by Guido1 February 5, 2010
