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A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.
by Guido1 March 1, 2008
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by Guido1 March 3, 2008
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Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 18, 2009
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