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brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
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LOST

LOST is a complicated, and often confusing, television series on the ABC television network. Confusing because it takes place on an island that seems to be there, but not there. The characters appear to be in the present, but oddly associated with the past in real-time. The intrigue revolves around, where they are, when they are, and contact with the outside world. No watcher can seem to get their minds around the central theme, LOST. Only a highly educated physicist has the ability needed to grasp the show. The conception of the show is based on an incident called the Philadelphia experiment and a concept called space-time. As most people simply don't have the brain power (processing ability) to deal with quantum reality, so the show continues into infinitum.
LOST is an oxymoron with itself.
by Guido1 March 7, 2008
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Dumbell Piss Prize

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.
by Guido1 October 9, 2009
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genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.
It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.
by Guido1 March 21, 2008
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eDevice

Any electronic gadget that is able to network locally or globally, as the internet (online).
What a bummer, you cannot bring an eDevice into the courtroom during the upcoming trail.
by Guido1 March 17, 2008
mugGet the eDevicemug.

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.
Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
mugGet the gross shitmug.

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.
Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.
by Guido1 March 13, 2008
mugGet the emergency roommug.

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