2 definitions by grittz
This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.
"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"
by grittz October 30, 2007
Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.
by grittz October 30, 2007