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2 definitions by greenbean7774

 
1.
possessed apparently brain dead shoppers especially around christmas and holiday times
I nearly got trampled by a mob of shombies at the local WalMart last black friday.
by greenbean7774 February 23, 2011
 
2.
the inability to match a Tupperware (or similar) dish to its proper lid.
My grandma is tupperlexic. I spilled hot soup all over my car because the lid fell of the tupperware.
by greenbean7774 February 23, 2011