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2 definitions by greecesmostwantd

The state you are in when you can't stop eating potato chips.
I had some of those salt and vinegar potato chips while watching the Giants game, and I got chipsy. I couldn't stop eating them and I finished the bag.
by greecesmostwantd December 02, 2009
The theoretical hole that you are sucked into when a girl convinces you to help her do something simply because she is hot.
Girl- Hey Tim, can you kill this man for me?
Tim- Sure, anything for you baby.
Me- Duuuude, don't get sucked into the whoretex!
by greecesmostwantd November 14, 2009