Anal wristing performed by an amputee, whilst shouting," om nam Shebai om nam, Shebai...Khaaali Maaa!!!" Any residual fecal matter left on the "Nub"" would then be ingested by the receiver. Some people may or may not have lost the appendage from stealing, thus forced to wipe and eat with the same hand.
Dude, after my incredibly unfortunate smelting accident, I have been getting sooo much tail. The other day this gal wanted me to bust out the Muslim Brownie...so I lubed up my nub and she took it in the Bahgdad.