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my favorite movie of all time. erik draven and his fiance, shelly webster were murdered by a gang the night before halloween. however, eriks soul could not rest. a crow brought it back to earth and into erik so he can get revenge. its also flecked with humor. not to mention erik is hot. also, there is sarah. shelly and erik took care of her because she had a shitty mom. important things: erik is invincible, he cant die. erik changes sarahs mom to a decent woman. all the people who helped murder erik and shelly die. SPOILER ALERT erik does die at the end. he only lives for two days after he is brought back. NO MORE SPOILERS. erik is portrayed by the legendary brandon lee, who died in the making of the film. the last scenes of the movie was his stunt double, whos face was digitally changed to make it look like brandon. its not just a violent movie, its a emotional. there are parts where erik touches something that holds a memory and you see him and shelly in love. the ending makes me cry every time.
when the people we love are taken from us, the only way to keep them alive is never stop loving them. buildings burn, people die, but when love proves true, it never dies. -sarah

funboy(one of the murderers)(after finding out erik is invincible):jesus christ....
erik:jesus christ? stop me if youve heard this one. jesus christ walks into a hotel.
(funboy shoots him again) erik: ow. he gives the inkeeper three nails and asks.
funboy(after shooting erik again):dont you ever fucking die??
erik: can you put me up for the night? -erik draven and funboy
all in the crow