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pastry chef

A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.

She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.

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A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.

When Ted was in Chicago last week he scored a Viennese three-way with a couple of hot violinists.

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