12 definitions by grandest of autismo
by grandest of autismo January 4, 2019
When you are smoking some herb out of a bong and you take a large hit and unexpectedly cough with your mouth still attached to the bong, causing water to rush up and into the bowl, effectively ruining all weed in the bowl and putting it out, while also making all your friends very pissed off at you.
Jon : "I'm passin':
Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.
Gary hits the bong
Gary : Bong regurgitation
Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.
Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.
Gary hits the bong
Gary : Bong regurgitation
Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.
by grandest of autismo January 8, 2019
When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.
Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."
(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."
(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."
by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018
An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.
A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."
by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019
To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.
*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"
by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021