Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.
Woman: "Man, you're so sunburnt!"
Man: "I know, I'm pretty beetrooted..."
Woman: "You mean, beach rooted ... HA!"
Man: "I hate the beach."