1 definition by gopherhunter

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.
Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly
by gopherhunter May 1, 2022
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