3 definitions by goosenard
by goosenard June 30, 2006
woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands
by goosenard June 30, 2006
What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!
by goosenard June 30, 2006