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3 definitions by goosenard

1. cumtabulous
A very brilliant fuck. applies to either/all sexes.
mate, we blew our brains out, we had the most cumtabulous time on Great Kepple Island.

2. master strokes
wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge
What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!
cum blow brain dick out strewth
by goosenard Jun 30, 2006 add a video
3. battle axe
woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands
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