2 definitions by gojuice

tardware

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

by gojuice November 30, 2006

Death Rattle

A heroic sacrifice. Whenever a person (usually fictional) either holds off or tries to take down an overwhelming amount of enemies, almost always at the expense of their life.

Boromir had a death rattle at the end of the movie.

by gojuice May 23, 2023