4 definitions by gogreenrhino

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A person (usually male) whose mannerisms and appearance remind you of a Brontosaurus (as seen in Land Before Time and/or Jurassic Park) or an Apatosaur (as seen in real life).
Look, Bronty's munching on low-hanging leaves again.

Bronty, stop nuzzling me, I'm trying to focus and am not at all impressed by your anormally long neck.
by gogreenrhino January 21, 2009

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really, disgustingly gross vomit. impossible to clean. as in "terrible bile".

Also, anything that is so terrible/gross/disturbing that it makes you want to vomit all over the place.
Oh god, that joke is terribile... I think I just threw up in my mouth
by gogreenrhino July 25, 2011

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1. (Adj) A person or group whose sexuality is in question, or (specifically) whose sexual preference seems to fluctuate on a weekly basis.
Kelly: "Andrew, WTF? Why is Dave ignoring me and making out with a dude?!"
Andrew: "It's Sunday."
Kelly: "What is that supposed to mean? Last night we hooked up and he made all these homophobic remarks... and now all of a sudden he's gay?"
Andrew: "Yeah, didn't you know, Dave's biweekly."
Kelly: "Oh."
by gogreenrhino August 11, 2011

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An impression of a man during the lead up to and act ejaculation. Can be based on personal experience OR simply be how you imagine a dude might look/sound when jizzing.
"OMG, when he cums he sounds like a dolphin with bronchitis, let me do a jizzpression."

"Check out this link, Jon Stewart does a great jizzpression of congressman Randy Weber."
by gogreenrhino September 22, 2014

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