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The Greek God of infertility who protects couples from unwanted pregnancies. He also serves as a guide to Internet dating websites and social networking. Hermeclipadese also is the patron of IP addresses and computers connected to them, of sexually transmitted diseases, liars, bank tellers, strippers, hookers, stock brokers, politicians, pedophiles, coal miners, prep-cooks, Mexicans, of fishing tackle, golf equipment, legal documents and the court systems of the world. His symbols include the football helmet, chickens, rainbows, goldfish, thongs, and knives.
Many young people should pray to Hermeclipadese before they hook up!
by godmaker2010 April 04, 2011

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