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place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?
by gnostic1 August 06, 2012

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adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.

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Dude! You are so usain! Flipping air under that Mazda was the bolt!
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012

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129
place. Canadian "city" solidly cemented to Edmonton's rock-strewn flank . Devoid of pretensions, quarries and night life, Stony Plain has been poised to be "the next big thing" in Upper West Central Alberta for over 125 years. Churches, bingo halls, outdoor tractor pulls, indoor gravel assessment bazaars, and a squeegee factory slated for opening in 2014, are all bringing unwanted attention to the area which is quietly trying to slide into the yielding topsoil.

Hockey, soccer and table tennis are all sports watched on TV in Stony Plain where HBO is just a dream.

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No community hosts a slo-pitch tournament like Stony Plain.

Well there's something to be thankful for.
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012

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n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.
The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.

I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011

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131
n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 15, 2011

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n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.
Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.
by gnostic1 July 10, 2011

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adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 05, 2011

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