Woman of advanced years engaged in sexual predation. Some authorities suggest a preference towards younger males a la Cougar while others point to a more general hunger for sexual validation from anyone whatsoever.
"Jesus, wtf were you talking to that ginosaur for? She's gotta be at least your mom's age and nowhere near as hot."
A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.