glockman1727AK47's definitions
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
by Glockman1727AK47 January 6, 2009
Get the phantom wipemug. is a name album by Blaqk Audio. Blaqk Audio is an AFI side project band made up of Davey Havok and Jade Puget.
by Glockman1727AK47 October 11, 2007
Get the CexCellsmug. A cop mustache. The Justice of the Stache! Any cop with a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
by glockman1727ak47 May 18, 2011
Get the justicestachemug.