Definitions by gizwidget
MTV
What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
soviet russia
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
soviet russia by Gizwidget November 12, 2007
Wal-Mart
A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.
king bubsgonzola
The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"
king bubsgonzola by Gizwidget April 21, 2007
world of warcraft
An awesome game that is fun to play and easy to learn.
Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
No matter how much you want your girlfriend to share your interests, don't show her world of warcraft. In a week she'll be lvl 70 and you'll be the one telling her to get off!
world of warcraft by Gizwidget April 2, 2007
phobiphobia
phobiphobia by Gizwidget April 2, 2007