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He is the best man I have ever met. He loves his cat and his dog. He doesn’t care that much for my music but he doesn’t mind it either. He has a thing for getting mad and saying stupid things, but he ALWAYS makes up for it.

He was my first kiss and the last. I was his first girlfriend even though he wasn’t my first boyfriend. He has the BEST HAIR EVER!!! And he has the best style of clothes. He LOVES FOOTBALL almost as much as he loves m. He is the star running back and I am the head cheerleader

He loves spending time with his family and friends. He has the best smile, and the most perfect teeth. I love my man!! And he loves me more than anything or anybody
“OMG Emily and Jeremiah are the most perfect couple EVER!!!”
by girl on fire June 13, 2018
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Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
by girl on fire November 25, 2011
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