4 definitions by gidetan

naitan

Naitan can be used for many purposes. It can be used to show dominance, in coordination with a smashing motion with both fists. It can also be used as a verbal laxative, or when you just want to say something that sounds cool when you grunt it in a caveman voice. But you have to say it in the caveman voice.

Example #1
Guy: UR A PUSSY!!!
Me: NAITAN!!! EITAN NAITAN SAITAN!!!

Example #2
Guy: im bored
Me: NAITAN!!! naitan naitan NAITAN NAITAN!!!

by gidetan October 21, 2007

dis eh no naitan! dis eh saitan!

If some one shows you something that they are saying is great, but you think is evil/could be used for evil you say dis eh no naitan(good)! dis eh....dis eh SAITAN!!!(bad. and yes i no its spelled rong mr.tahn)

guy: dude check out this hermaphrodite porn it rox
Me: dis eh no naitan! dis eh SAITAN!!! TANTANTAN!!!

by gidetan October 21, 2007

listen upa here aNAITAN

If u are tying to tell someone something important you must say (especially if he is or posses a naitan) you say listen upa here aNAITAN in a slightly asian accent, but you must grunt the naitan.

Naitan: d00d h4l0 is t3h r0x0rz its b3tt3r th4n g34rs
Me: Listen upa here aNAITAN, gears requires aim and halo just requires fast reflexes!

by gidetan October 21, 2007

saitan

Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.

Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!

by gidetan December 15, 2007