A network of cheap New York state schools that offers a variety of four-year degrees to assist students on their rise to the glass ceiling. People exist who were denied entry, but they are few and far between.
"He'd have gotten into SUNY, if not for that damned lobotomy."
(Top of resume) "SUNY..." (Resume meets shredder)
"Patient diagnosed with food poisoning after consuming a meal at a SUNY dining hall"
"Patient diagnosed with a rare STD after consuming semen from a SUNY student."