gerry's definitions

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Beefer

Australian for a shit

Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!

by Gerry December 2, 2004

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

barfly

Getting so fucked up on drugs and/or booze, that all you can do the following day is to go to a local pub and get hammered

''Jaysus man, I was givin' it the barfly last night down the Anchor (to some tune)''

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Pornet

POtential Recycables NETwork

a network of containers for
potential recycables

by gerry March 29, 2004

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004