3 definitions by gerpingnubssonly
A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.
Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."
Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."
Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."
by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020
A Matt is a guy who has a lot of hoes and says he's only talking to one girl. His ego is twice the size of a hippopotamus. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. He's thicc af and he lovess his donkers.
Example 1:
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"
by gerpingnubssonly July 21, 2020
...Chicken butt :0
by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020