gerald busey's definitions

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009

Timmette

A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)

That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.

by Gerald Busey December 26, 2009

Hoosier Hickey

A black eye, or the physical mark usually left on Indiana women by their loving male companions.

Mitch smacked his bitch when she was late retrieving a beer, leaving a Hoosier Hickey.

by Gerald Busey May 18, 2009

Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.

Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.

by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008

Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008