gerald's definitions

h-y not

posh irritable way of saying " and why not my furry feathered friend"

am i a shnigglebot? h-y not? h-y h-y h-yeeeeeeee?

by Gerald November 28, 2003

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

shizzle gizzle gar

to fart loudly seriously ripping/tearing ass!!

dude did u just shizzle gizzle gar

by gerald April 7, 2005

Thirsty?

Why dont you have a drink?
choose one, it make you better feeling

Godzilla dont like france shnigglebots

by Gerald November 28, 2003

Scrimmy

Bisexual; comes from "sexually indiscriminate".

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.

by Gerald December 1, 2004

stebbings

wierd tall ginger freak who is a merge between hitler and napolian

for gods sake stebbings get a wash

by gerald March 9, 2005

plivit

A sock containing a turd that has nuts and corn in it, with a hole strategically in the toe of the sock, allowing the crap to splat out on the victim who is hit with it.

He should be hit upside the head with a plivet for doing something that dumb.

by Gerald March 18, 2005