gerald's definitions

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

sye

sex beast - aphrodisiac

sye walks into a room and all the ladies want to have sex, sye being the sex beast.... delivers promptly

by gerald December 27, 2003

Scrimmy

Bisexual; comes from "sexually indiscriminate".

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.

by Gerald December 1, 2004

Thirsty?

Why dont you have a drink?
choose one, it make you better feeling

Godzilla dont like france shnigglebots

by Gerald November 28, 2003

evil

George W. fucking Bush!!!!

George W. is evil gay wad!!!

by Gerald June 18, 2006

shizzle gizzle gar

to fart loudly seriously ripping/tearing ass!!

dude did u just shizzle gizzle gar

by gerald April 7, 2005

h-y not

posh irritable way of saying " and why not my furry feathered friend"

am i a shnigglebot? h-y not? h-y h-y h-yeeeeeeee?

by Gerald November 28, 2003