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Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.
I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.
by Gerald November 28, 2003
mugGet the Squirrel Mastermug.

Thirsty?

Why dont you have a drink?
choose one, it make you better feeling
by Gerald November 28, 2003
mugGet the Thirsty?mug.

Scrimmy

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.
by Gerald December 1, 2004
mugGet the Scrimmymug.

god fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people
by Gerald February 27, 2005
mugGet the god fuckermug.

plivit

A sock containing a turd that has nuts and corn in it, with a hole strategically in the toe of the sock, allowing the crap to splat out on the victim who is hit with it.
He should be hit upside the head with a plivet for doing something that dumb.
by Gerald March 18, 2005
mugGet the plivitmug.

evil

George W. is evil gay wad!!!
by Gerald June 18, 2006
mugGet the evilmug.

shizzle gizzle gar

to fart loudly seriously ripping/tearing ass!!
dude did u just shizzle gizzle gar
by gerald April 7, 2005
mugGet the shizzle gizzle garmug.

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