2 definitions by gerald the duck

Mexican Molotov

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

by gerald the duck February 7, 2009

Stephen Sqawking

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.

Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.

by gerald the duck February 6, 2009