216 definitions by george
by george January 21, 2005
by george January 29, 2004
by george January 21, 2005
An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.
Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.
by george January 19, 2005
by george January 21, 2005
pretentious abscond
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
by george February 27, 2003
man I was splitting dark oak last night!
by george January 21, 2005