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crime scene

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.
crime scene by geniusH August 6, 2006

grendels 

Noun: 1. A term used for undergarments worn for an entire business day that will more than likely need to be peeled off by the wearer as soon as he or she gets home.

2. Undergarments that must be taken off immediately one is able to do so in order to feel comfortable--usually giving off faint odor.

**In most cases, grendels have been worn longer than 12 hours or are crafted from unbreathable fabrics. The worst grendels are the ones worn underneath panty hose for 8+ hours.
After a long day of teaching tennis, Mark had to peel off his sweaty grendels and hop directly into the shower before doing anything else.
grendels by geniusH August 5, 2006
Noun-Big Dumb Animal. Term used when referring to a meathead. Is commonly heard uttering the question, "How much do you think I can bench press?" Tend to be big fans of Vin Diesel movies and big vehicles such as pick-up trucks and H2s. Can be seen "roiding out."

Other qualities to look for:
Enormously large appetites
Ingestion of high quantities of red meat
Wearers of tank tops and sports gear as well as Oakleys and Rayban sunglasses
Listen to Slipknot, Kid Rock, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, etc.
Drink of choice-Molsen Ice

Idols include:
Vin Diesel
Mike Alstott
Anyone on their college football team (whether the BDA made the team or not)
Steven Segal
Chuck Norris
James Gandolfini
Jill-"Hey BDA, nice head wrinkle!"

Random BDA-"Shut up, yatch before I slap a hoe!"
BDA by geniusH August 5, 2006

Gay in 5 Years 

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
Gay in 5 Years by geniusH August 4, 2006