BDA

Noun-Big Dumb Animal. Term used when referring to a meathead. Is commonly heard uttering the question, "How much do you think I can bench press?" Tend to be big fans of Vin Diesel movies and big vehicles such as pick-up trucks and H2s. Can be seen "roiding out."

Other qualities to look for:
Enormously large appetites
Ingestion of high quantities of red meat
Wearers of tank tops and sports gear as well as Oakleys and Rayban sunglasses
Listen to Slipknot, Kid Rock, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, etc.
Drink of choice-Molsen Ice

Idols include:
Vin Diesel
Mike Alstott
Anyone on their college football team (whether the BDA made the team or not)
Steven Segal
Chuck Norris
James Gandolfini

Jill-"Hey BDA, nice head wrinkle!"

Random BDA-"Shut up, yatch before I slap a hoe!"

by geniusH August 05, 2006

Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.

by geniusH August 05, 2006

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 06, 2006

neverheardofit

A term used in response to anything disinteresting. Highly effective when used when speaking to someone you loathe. A good conversation ender.

This term can be used in any social setting.

Random guy in bar-"Hi. Can I buy you a drink?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"Do you listen to 'N Sync?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"What about Backstreet Boys?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mike-"What are your thoughts on Dub-yah as President?"
Molly-"neverheardofit"

by geniusH August 05, 2006