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Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.
Newbie: I need to do my taxes.
Computer Shop Employee: May I recommend Microsoft Excel?
by gearbox January 26, 2005
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A name that Dave Chappelle used to refer Condoleeza Rice, during the "White Supremacist" sketch of the first episode of Chappelle's Show.
"Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her to Mexico have the Mexicans eat her!"
by gearbox January 26, 2005
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The proper given name for the redesigned PlayStation 2. This new model is much smaller than the PS2, and even has a network adapter built in (saving you $40 at retail). It uses a flip-top lid instead of the old one, which is a tray that slides out.

To help reduce size of the new PStwo, it will not support the HDD, but it's still pretty damn small. But you like going to PS2 lan parties, you'd want this.
You still carrying that big hunk of crap? Sell that and get a PStwo.
by gearbox January 23, 2005
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The nasty-ass contaminated water that you find in public buildings.
by gearbox January 24, 2005
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A regular person used to fill up space (usually) in award shows so it looks like it's packed full with people. Whenever somebody gets up to accept an award, a 'seat filler' is ordered to sit in that seat. They're may also be used to seperate celebrities from others, as award shows have a very strict seating chart to avoid any problems.
Guy: Alright, Maroon 5 is getting up to accept their 'award', you guys will take their seats.
by gearbox March 29, 2005
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Short for "(Tom Goes to the Mayor)", a show that airs on Adult Swim.
Tom Peters is a failure, and The Mayor is an idiot. It's hilarious.
by gearbox January 19, 2005
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Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.
Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.
by gearbox January 26, 2005
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