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when you are kind of telling the truth but also kind of lying. when your parents ask you what happened and you bend the truth.
dad: gavin! what the hell happened!

me: well you see, me and gabe were playring football in the house and umm. GABE BROKE IT!

gabe(my brother): WHAT no i didnt!

dad: stop with the talse. tell me the whole truth

me: RUNNNN!
talse by gavin goes on May 7, 2020
when you are kind of telling the truth but also kind of lying. when your parents ask you what happened and you bend the truth.
dad: gavin! what the hell happened!

me: well you see, me and gabe were playring football in the house and umm. GABE BROKE IT!

gabe(my brother): WHAT no i didnt!

dad: stop with the talse. tell me the whole truth

me: RUNNNN!
talse by gavin goes on May 7, 2020

little brother 

THE most annoyingg person on the planet that gets whatever he wants when he wants it. when you touch them they cry and and say you brutally mauled them. gets to pick whatever he wants to watch even if its your turn with the remote. overall just an a hole
me: get out of my way bro.

little bro: whaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you punched meeee!!!!!

mom: gavin go to your room! y would you punch your brother like that.

me: WHATTT!!! itouched him. oh my godddd! wtf mom i didnt do anytthing.

little bro: *smirks*

me: moom look he is smiling. oh my gabe(little brother) your such a little brother. your just a big cry baby
when you first learned cuss words and started saying random ones in the wrong way
8 year old me: bro, ass you you little damn. i shitting hate you. fuck shit pussy ass.

my friend: dude, that made no sense. you used the words in every single wrong way possible. what a wherner
wherner by gavin goes on May 6, 2020

ppsaurus 

a dinosaur that has been extinct for 696969 years and has a pp size of 25 feet.
dang boy, you got one the size of a ppsaurus
ppsaurus by gavin goes on May 5, 2020

Miss Thompson

that one teacher that absolutly hates yo and does everything in there power to make school miserable, also looks like an orangutan.
person 1: oh no this school year is going to be miserable, we have a Miss Thompson as a teacher
person 2: yea. no wonder she is a Miss cause who would mary that orangutan lookin ah

poopy butt

a butt that always contains poop and also alsway smells like poop
He is the guy with a poopy butt
poopy butt by gavin goes on May 1, 2020