5 definitions by garboojizz

A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob

Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 16, 2021

Wabawebawabble

Only speaking gibberish and can’t speak in full sentences

Crazy Dave went wabawebawabble and no one understood him at the Super Bowl party.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 25, 2021