11 definitions by gammarock

I ate a can of corn, waited a day and put my cornhole over the toilet and corn and cornlogs came out.
by gammarock January 31, 2004
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See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
by gammarock July 23, 2004
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A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
by gammarock December 22, 2004
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Some think it causes piles.
Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.
by gammarock February 26, 2005
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