4 definitions by galearic

i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

by galearic November 20, 2020

sofa king awesome

It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed

Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)

by galearic November 20, 2020

eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

by galearic November 20, 2020

pig pretty colours

Tell someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”

Pronounced as: "Gee, I pee pretty colours"

Person1 : Pls spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”
Person 2 : Gee, I pee pretty colours

pig pretty colours

by galearic November 20, 2020