galcoolest's definitions

aircop

v. to insist on and succeed in obtaining for free something which though still inexpensive, used to be free, like tire air at the gas stations in Florida.

Tayana be kewl nows, dun aircopped a plug from sum b*tch in da chickcrapper, 'steada feedin good coin to da dam box in dere.

by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

swingsetter

n. a person who has become a homeowner, especially in a suburban area.

No foolin, bro, Jamal dun git tha mo-gige 'leeve it or na- an he's a dam swingsetter fo ree ow by sevenny fi, kickin hows, too, bro.

by galcoolest March 13, 2005

Rose

n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)

Yeah, whattup Fergie! Give me two packsa Kool cancers and 3 roses, k bro?

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 6, 2005

pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave

"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."

by galcoolest March 18, 2005

doordrumming

v. Looking for a place to stay overnight or for a few a days. syn. couch surfing, seeking a mattress match.

Ya'll gotta word up fo Slim, he be wit zip comfie fo 2 now, an hella doordrummin' hees ass wit nuttin shakin' on down, po bro....

by galcoolest March 11, 2005

dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid

Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?

by galcoolest July 4, 2005