galcoolest's definitions
noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
Get the phonyphonemug. Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
Get the chitlin' chasin'mug. adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
Get the ironizedmug. n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)
by galcoolest March 10, 2005
Get the Rosemug. n. Someone who has foul breath
adj. having foul breath
Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always
adj. having foul breath
Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always
Wussy dentyno who be hustlin Hootie ain't jack.
Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.
Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.
Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.
Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.
by Galcoolest February 26, 2005
Get the dentynomug. n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 9, 2005
Get the pappyslapmug. by galcoolest July 4, 2005
Get the hammock houndmug.