34 definitions by gadget king
by gadget king January 14, 2011
The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration
by gadget king January 17, 2011
When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.
by gadget king November 11, 2011
A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater
by gadget king February 4, 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
by gadget king January 18, 2011
The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate
by gadget king January 19, 2011
The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)
by gadget king January 17, 2011