A band of three
brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them
and give them
a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because
girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna
marry him one day! Ahh!
girl: No way! He's mine!
girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.