g's definitions

cockle

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

by g January 21, 2005

Chris Moneymakers

1. Oakley polarized sunglasses worn by the famous triple-chinned poker player, Chris Moneymaker.
2. Commonly worn to look "cool" and to coerce women into having sex.

Origins:
Term originated in late 2004 after long hours spent watching the World Series of Poker.

"Did you see CB with those Chris Moneymakers on? He was gettin all the breezies at the club!"

by G January 21, 2005

80's Music Connoisseur

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.

"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"

by G January 21, 2005

Tharped Up!

The act of being stupid, careless or just plain idiotic. (b)moving slowly, as in tutor the turtle "help me mister wizard". (c)black cloud "whoa is me" syndrome.

You tharped up man! Stop acting all tharped up!

by G January 22, 2005

Smooty

this person could be or all:
1. gorgeous
2. pretty
3. beautiful
4. cute
5. attractive
and can make u :
1. flip
2. crazy
3. nutty
4. pass out
5. drool

background from Crawley london, from a nice girl's nick name.

you are so smooty

that girl is looking smooty

by G January 24, 2005

Stuntmouth

Someone with an extraordinary ability to swallow jizz and take multiple jizz splashings in the mouth, usually used during cumshot scenes in porn films when the real starlet has an aversion to cum splashings.

This chick can't handle the jizz, where's our stuntmouth?

by G January 26, 2005

Godsmack

Godsmack is hard rock band from boston that kicks ass. Lead singer Sully Erna is a wiccan. The name godsmack was deemed suitable when sully was raggin another band member of a cold sore on his lip. The next day sully walks in with a cold sore on HIS lip, they then referred to that as a 'Godsmack'

When they play Straight out of line, we're gonna start a huge mosh pit!

by G January 30, 2005