1 definition by fwick

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A cradle-robbing bastard that loves punk rock and tight pussy. Moody, depressed, emulates the men from Bronte and Jane Austen novels... All in all, a brooding alcoholic who's always injured and acts angry because he doesn't want people to know he's sad.
"That guys is such a hard ass."
Pfft. No he's not, he's just a Deven. Lock up your daughters and little sisters."
by fwick March 18, 2009

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