6 definitions by furball69

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The double handed action of your local bar tender as they top off your Guiness with said 'Shamrock' motif.

'To Shamrock' ; verb. To ladel your lover in an artistic fashion with your 'man muck'.

Post 'Shamrock' a wet wipe (or other absorbant material) is required. Its is advised to steer clear of using the curtains or other handy soft furnishings as febreze and vanish are not up to the job in hand.
"Why my sweet, do we have time for a 'Shamrocking' before we go to your parents for sunday roast?"
by furball69 March 16, 2010

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The instinctive facial reaction when recieving a 'facial' from your loved one.
Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.
by furball69 March 25, 2010

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Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.
Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there
by furball69 October 17, 2010

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The rush of delivery across the face and in the hair as felt by the service end of a hand job upon delivery of payload.
“Following a rather pleasant hand job from the wife she remained in the agreed relief posture, on her knees in front of me like a Mumbai Street Child, as I delivered the money shot. Having been a good couple of days since Dave & the twins were deployed in anger the volume of delivery was ample and it blew across her face and through her hair as if she had just stepped from the tube into the underground labyrinth that is the subterranean Waterloo and felt the first rush of the Northern Line Mistral.”
by furball69 April 22, 2010

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Like the act of slapping hands aloft in celebration, often seen deployed in bowling alleys by embarrassing parents who have achieved something that in sporting terms is fecking simple - akin to sneezing, this relates to the usually unwelcome brushing of balls, man on man..mid threesome.
"I caught a glint in john's eye and I knew he was in her arse. I hopped on top and slid into her gently. As my balls brushed his, I screamed - HIGH 5!!!!"
by furball69 April 08, 2010

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The agreed posture for the dispenser of a hand job or fellatio, the begging pose, on ones knees directly in front of the receiver to best administer said service.
“As she expertly spanked little Dave I looked down and was reminded of the Mumbai Street Child I had swatted away with the back of my hand whilst travelling the sub continent.”
by furball69 April 22, 2010

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